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I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.
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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due.
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Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted 'Bingo!' counted as a yea or a nay.
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The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.
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I'm not trying to be modest of self-deprecating or in any way trying to do that.
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I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be a black man and a woman - how could that be different than the 43 other Presidents we've had?
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I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
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Technology. It's like science, only useless.
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To me, that's where a lot of satire lies. News used to hold itself to a higher plane and slowly it has dissolved into, well, me.
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It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else. You judge each one based on its own veracity and intelligence and all of that.
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This show is our own personal beliefs.
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We feel no obligation to follow the news cycle. In other words, I felt no obligation to cover story in anyway, because we're not like I said, we're not journalists. And at that point, there's nothing sort of funny or absurd or to say about it.
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The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'
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It's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.
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President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's being doing.
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People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.
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As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.
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I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
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After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'
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The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.
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