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[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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I have the liberal dictionary right here...let's see how they define water-boarding: 'Something done by the evil troops, who we don't support, to innocent terrorists violating their rights to bomb our cities and make us get gay marriage.'
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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.
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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
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The press has bravely and nobly eroded the public trust... What I'm advocating is the media come work for us again. Remove themselves from the symbiotic relationship that they have developed with the power structure of corporations and of the politicians.
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There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
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You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
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President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's being doing.
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Here in the U.S., we've made democracy into a science. A cold, impersonal science.
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I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.
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