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[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'
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Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.
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Songwriting is the way of perpetual want. Songwriters are the blessed/cursed people. You will never have a moment's peace in your life. You will always be wanting the next song.
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Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
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I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
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I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way I always explain it is, when you go to the zoo and a monkey throws its feces, it's a monkey. But, when the zookeeper is standing right there, and he doesn't say bad monkey... Somebody's got to be the zookeeper.
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Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
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Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due.
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They create these rules and argue about things we don't even understand. It is like watching soccer. You sit there and you're sort of amused, but most of the time you're thinking, pick up the ball! That's what you're thinking.
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That whole thing has been overstated by environmentalists. First of all, what is it, rocks and snow? C'mon, what is that, you want that? Go to Canada my friend. Believe me, rocks and snow are overrated. I've seen otters - they look better covered in oil.
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Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.
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We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!
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I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
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Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.
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I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.
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