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Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
Jonathan Stewart
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Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It’s Romney’s inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse that’s a little offensive to people. Especially considering Romney’s view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I don’t know, food and medicine.
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Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.
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I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.
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You cannot judge a book by its contents.
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The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
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People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.
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The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.
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A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
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[Doogal] wasn't even animated. It was still and the audience had to move.
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While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and balanced Vermont's budget - all traditionally conservative policies. Dean also received an 'A' rating from the National Rifle Association, which I think you can't get unless you've killed a guy.
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Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.
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This show is our own personal beliefs.
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
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What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square. It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, sup?
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That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.
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The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.
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The wisdom of the masses is not always wise. You could put a lot of things to a vote-you could have put anti-miscegenation laws to a vote, and that would have passed pretty handily. Either all people are created equal-or they're not. You're either buying into the original premise of America-or you're not.
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[John McCain] stopped connecting and just looked at my chest and decided, I'm just gonna continue to talk about honor and duty and the families should be proud, all the things that are cudgels emotionally to keep us from the conversation. But, things that weren't relevant to what we were talking about.
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Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.
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