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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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I don't think marijuana should be illegal.
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
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We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!
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What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?
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The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.
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As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.
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My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.
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In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole.
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Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government
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Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
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Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.
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Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.
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How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.
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Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.
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Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.
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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
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Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken.
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Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.
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The government is just you know, blowing the doors off the media. And not everywhere, and I think, this is where you know, a lot of those blog reporters and all of those things are bringing a lot of urgency and a lot of momentum to stories that wouldn't normally carry any momentum.
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