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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.
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War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
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Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.
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Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.
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So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.
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The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
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I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something.
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I think people are used to people in show business having a lot of hubris. I think I have a normal amount of self-loathing but because I'm in show business it's considered self-deprecation. In normal life I would just be considered your average neurotic.
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Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!
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I'm also interviewing a guy who's just written a book about his experience living in Iraq, faced with the type of violence as he said, an unimaginable scale. And I think that the combination of that is very hard to shake.
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Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.
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As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.
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I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.
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Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.
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I have the liberal dictionary right here...let's see how they define water-boarding: 'Something done by the evil troops, who we don't support, to innocent terrorists violating their rights to bomb our cities and make us get gay marriage.'
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Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
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The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
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It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.
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