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[Doogal] wasn't even animated. It was still and the audience had to move.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.
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I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
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It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
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War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
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And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.
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