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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that the only three other people that the U.S. military has asked to leave Iraq are Saddam Hussein and his two sons.
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The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
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Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
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To me, that's where a lot of satire lies. News used to hold itself to a higher plane and slowly it has dissolved into, well, me.
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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
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