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People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two, I think - I think it's that. I think it's absolute - it's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights.
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People don't understand that we're not warriors in their cause. We're a group of people that really feel that they want to write jokes about the absurdity that we see in government and the world and all that, and that's it.
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If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
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You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?
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Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
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The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'
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