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No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush) slowly going from being Nixon to Mr. Burns.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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[President Bush] recently challenged Iraqi soldiers still fighting U.S. troops like so: ... 'My answer is bring 'em on.' For those of you who may be criticizing Bush for acting like a movie cowboy, let me remind you. He's actually acting more like a movie cheerleader.
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Michael Brown, the director of FEMA, was nominated by President Bush in 2003 and plans to start the job any day now. ... Prior to heading FEMA, Brown spent the 90's as a commissioner -- this is true -- of the International Arabian Horse Association. I guess he stands out because most Bush appointees are beholden to Arabian people.
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
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Like everyone else, I want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio.
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This show is our own personal beliefs.
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The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it's becoming an oppressor.
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The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
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In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.
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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
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Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.
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To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
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At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?
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But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as funny as we can possibly make it. And believe me, if the show starts going down, we'll introduce a baby. We'll do everything that they did on `Family Ties.' I'm not afraid of that.
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Capote, of course, addressed very similar themes to Good Night and Good Luck. Both films are about determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth. Needless to say, both are period pieces.
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Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.
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Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.
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Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.
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I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.
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Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go.
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Everybody thought Barack Obama was going to [inspire people] when he came to Washington, but, you know, the Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.
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