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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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One of the things that I do think government counts on is that people are busy. And it's very difficult to mobilize a busy and relatively affluent country, unless it's over really crucial- you know, foundational issues.
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When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.
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The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
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So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.
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Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
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The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed.
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What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone.
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The blow back from the cold war is that a weakened Russia allowed Afghanistan to become a failed state, and then all this weaponry to flow into all these other conflicts. Our greatest triumph has almost fueled our most intractable battle now.
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The government that governs best, governs best!
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You cannot judge a book by its contents.
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Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?
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Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.
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[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.
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I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.
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You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. That's all it is. All those media companies say, We're going to make a killing here. You won't because it's still only as good as the content.
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Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'.
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I don't consider myself a serious and social political critic.
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War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
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