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The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Jon Stewart

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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Manhattan borough
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Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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