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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
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You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?
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People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.
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If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
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Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'.
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I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.
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The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.
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I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something.
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You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror.
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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
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[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.
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Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger.
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I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
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The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.
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As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.
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You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.
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I have a lot of hostility.
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Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, fair and balanced? Why, that's snide! Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan You Can Depend on CNN. Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?
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It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.
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