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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
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If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
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The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.
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[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.
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Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government
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Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.
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High school. You know, people say, 'I'll never do so-and-so again' - then they do it. So what? Sometimes somebody has crack, and you're looking to stay awake.
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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
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After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'
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California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.
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I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.
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I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something.
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I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.
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