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Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
Jonathan Stewart
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We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.
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The blow back from the cold war is that a weakened Russia allowed Afghanistan to become a failed state, and then all this weaponry to flow into all these other conflicts. Our greatest triumph has almost fueled our most intractable battle now.
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