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I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.
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Everybody thought Barack Obama was going to [inspire people] when he came to Washington, but, you know, the Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.
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If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
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I have the liberal dictionary right here...let's see how they define water-boarding: 'Something done by the evil troops, who we don't support, to innocent terrorists violating their rights to bomb our cities and make us get gay marriage.'
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