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I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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[When you have kids] you become much more - there are two things that happen. You recognize how fragile individuals are, and you recognize the strength of the general overall group, but you don't care anymore. You're just fighting for the one thing. See and then, you also recognize that everybody, then, is also somebody's child.
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