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The government that governs best, governs best!

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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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Film Director
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Journalist
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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