Quote

Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.

Jon Stewart

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
Jonathan Stewart
Years
Six
Shadow
Democratic
Republican
Closet
Everyone
Closets
Means
Sees
Comes
Gay
Mean
Administration

More quotes by Jon Stewart

Image
Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!
Jon Stewart
Image
I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.
Jon Stewart
Image
I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.
Jon Stewart
Image
When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.
Jon Stewart
Image
61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.
Jon Stewart
Image
The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
Jon Stewart
Image
Nineteen people flew into the towers. It seems hard for me to imagine that we could go to war enough to make the world safe enough that nineteen people wouldn't want to do harm to us. So it seems like we have to rethink a strategy that is less military-based.
Jon Stewart
Image
As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.
Jon Stewart
Image
I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon Stewart
Image
Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.
Jon Stewart
Image
The press has bravely and nobly eroded the public trust... What I'm advocating is the media come work for us again. Remove themselves from the symbiotic relationship that they have developed with the power structure of corporations and of the politicians.
Jon Stewart
Image
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
Jon Stewart
Image
I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.
Jon Stewart
Image
As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.
Jon Stewart
Image
Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently. Why are we not able to hold men to account for this behavior?
Jon Stewart
Image
I don't particularly enjoy those types of interviews, because I have a great respect for Senator McCain, and I hate the idea that our conversation became just two people sort of talking over each other, at one point.
Jon Stewart
Image
If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
Jon Stewart
Image
Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.
Jon Stewart
Image
The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.
Jon Stewart
Image
Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, fair and balanced? Why, that's snide! Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan You Can Depend on CNN. Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?
Jon Stewart