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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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New York City
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Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!
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I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, Hey, I'll take the frozen part.
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called fear of success.
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It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else. You judge each one based on its own veracity and intelligence and all of that.
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Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
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We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.
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Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.
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Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.
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I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.
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The overwhelming condemnation makes it clear we have made enormous progress in teaching everyone that racism is bad. Where we seem to have dropped the ball... is in teaching people what racism actually is ... which allows people to say incredibly racist things while insisting they would never.
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What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?
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I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.
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There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.
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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
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If I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent. If I can be competent, and have moments of originality, that's all I would ask for.
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The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.
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[The conversation with John McCain] is not about being a pacifist or- suggesting that you can never have a military solution to things. It's just that, it appears that this is not the smart way to fight this threat.
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The government is just you know, blowing the doors off the media. And not everywhere, and I think, this is where you know, a lot of those blog reporters and all of those things are bringing a lot of urgency and a lot of momentum to stories that wouldn't normally carry any momentum.
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