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College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.
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Maybe we should always show pictures. Bin Laden, pictures of our wounded service people, pictures of maimed innocent civilians. We can only make decisions about war if we see what war actually is - and not as a video game where bodies quickly disappear leaving behind a shiny gold coin.
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[John McCain] didn't believe me. I think anybody who's been in a POW camp for five years can - take eight minutes on The Daily Show.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
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If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?
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The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.
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I feel like [God]'s hazing us.
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War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
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Don't you dare besmirch the name of Congress. They are patriotic Americans trying to dress and feed themselves.
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Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.
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I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
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They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?
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Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.
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Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.
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I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.
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Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.
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Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.
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The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
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The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.
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