Quote

People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.

Jon Stewart

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
Jonathan Stewart
People
Assault
Sexual
Habit
Talk
Men
Like

More quotes by Jon Stewart

Image
And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.
Jon Stewart
Image
I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be a black man and a woman - how could that be different than the 43 other Presidents we've had?
Jon Stewart
Image
New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.
Jon Stewart
Image
After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'
Jon Stewart
Image
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
Jon Stewart
Image
The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.
Jon Stewart
Image
Yon Kippur. Greatest Jewish holiday ever. The Jewish day of attonement. You don't ear for one day, all your sins for the year are wiped clean. Beat that with your little Lent. What is Lent? Forty days of absolution. Forty days to one day. Even in sin you're paying retail.
Jon Stewart
Image
I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon Stewart
Image
I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
Image
I know that my job is to perform, it wouldn't be a very interesting show if I just came out one day and said, I'm going to sit here in a ball and rock back and forth. And won't you join me for a half hour of sadness.
Jon Stewart
Image
Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'.
Jon Stewart
Image
I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.
Jon Stewart
Image
I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.
Jon Stewart
Image
Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.
Jon Stewart
Image
As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.
Jon Stewart
Image
The overwhelming condemnation makes it clear we have made enormous progress in teaching everyone that racism is bad. Where we seem to have dropped the ball... is in teaching people what racism actually is ... which allows people to say incredibly racist things while insisting they would never.
Jon Stewart
Image
Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!
Jon Stewart
Image
The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
Jon Stewart
Image
The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it's becoming an oppressor.
Jon Stewart
Image
Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.
Jon Stewart