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Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?
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It really does seem that the Democrat's problem isn't that they're calling for timetables - it's that they're calling them 'timetables'. You're up against Bush and the Republicans - you've got to bring some zing. Don't call them timetables - call them 'Patriot Dates', 'Freedom Deadlines'... 'Glory Goals'.
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
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The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.
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No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush) slowly going from being Nixon to Mr. Burns.
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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
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The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.
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Nazi Germany was so destructive to Judaism not only for the loss of life, but because many who survived began to see the practice of Judaism as somewhat of a health hazard.
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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
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I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.
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Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.
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If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach: they have a big tent - you're just not allowed in it.
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In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole.
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We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.
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College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency.
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Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
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The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'
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