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Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

Jon Stewart

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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
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Songwriting is the way of perpetual want. Songwriters are the blessed/cursed people. You will never have a moment's peace in your life. You will always be wanting the next song.
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I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
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So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.
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I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way I always explain it is, when you go to the zoo and a monkey throws its feces, it's a monkey. But, when the zookeeper is standing right there, and he doesn't say bad monkey... Somebody's got to be the zookeeper.
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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
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If I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent. If I can be competent, and have moments of originality, that's all I would ask for.
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Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.
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It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.
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