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Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
Jonathan Stewart
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More quotes by Jon Stewart
Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.
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The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it's becoming an oppressor.
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
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The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
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Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government
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The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
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When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
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Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.
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My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh.
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Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
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The next four years, though, you still have to abide by the oversight process that is there to prevent this kind of bizarre sort of cult-like atmosphere that falls along. I mean, I accept that kind of veil of secrecy around Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I don't accept that around our government.
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[President Bush] recently challenged Iraqi soldiers still fighting U.S. troops like so: ... 'My answer is bring 'em on.' For those of you who may be criticizing Bush for acting like a movie cowboy, let me remind you. He's actually acting more like a movie cheerleader.
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They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.
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Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.
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I think people are used to people in show business having a lot of hubris. I think I have a normal amount of self-loathing but because I'm in show business it's considered self-deprecation. In normal life I would just be considered your average neurotic.
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I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.
Jon Stewart
I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience. And now I know why. There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.
Jon Stewart
