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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.
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When Henry Hill [in Goodfellas] got arrested for the first time and Robert DeNiro met him at the courthouse and Henry Hill was really upset, 'cause he thought Robert DeNiro would be really mad at him. And DeNiro comes up to him and he gives him a $100 and he goes, You got pinched. We all get pinched, but you did it right, you didn't say nothing.
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Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called fear of success.
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