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The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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