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The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
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To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
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I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.
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9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.
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[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?
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But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as funny as we can possibly make it. And believe me, if the show starts going down, we'll introduce a baby. We'll do everything that they did on `Family Ties.' I'm not afraid of that.
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[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.
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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
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You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two, I think - I think it's that. I think it's absolute - it's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights.
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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.
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After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'
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Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?
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The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'
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