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Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.
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The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.
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