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If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Jonathan Jon Stewart
Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz
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Here it is. My moment of zen.
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I'm not trying to be modest of self-deprecating or in any way trying to do that.
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