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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
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The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.
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We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!
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We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.
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I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the way we see it and that's exactly the way we'd like to be saying that. And I always think, Well, why don't you?
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[Doogal] wasn't even animated. It was still and the audience had to move.
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They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?
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The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.
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Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression. I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don't get turd lung disease.
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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
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It's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.
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I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.
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It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else. You judge each one based on its own veracity and intelligence and all of that.
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Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.
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A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
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Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
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