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The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that's extraordinary. And that's why we have already won... they can't... it's light. It's democracy. They can't shut that down.
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I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience. And now I know why. There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.
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Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.
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The government that governs best, governs best!
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Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
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You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.
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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
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Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.
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The press has bravely and nobly eroded the public trust... What I'm advocating is the media come work for us again. Remove themselves from the symbiotic relationship that they have developed with the power structure of corporations and of the politicians.
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