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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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