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A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

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Jon Stewart
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
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Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.
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Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.
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The government is just you know, blowing the doors off the media. And not everywhere, and I think, this is where you know, a lot of those blog reporters and all of those things are bringing a lot of urgency and a lot of momentum to stories that wouldn't normally carry any momentum.
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Yon Kippur. Greatest Jewish holiday ever. The Jewish day of attonement. You don't ear for one day, all your sins for the year are wiped clean. Beat that with your little Lent. What is Lent? Forty days of absolution. Forty days to one day. Even in sin you're paying retail.
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Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go.
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It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else. You judge each one based on its own veracity and intelligence and all of that.
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On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
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Here in the U.S., we've made democracy into a science. A cold, impersonal science.
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The President says, We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come.
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I don't think marijuana should be illegal.
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Attorney General John Ashcroft bid farewell to the Justice Department with a goodbye address. The voluntary resignation came as a bit of a disappointment to the attorney general, who had hoped to be raptured out of office.
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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
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[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.
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I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something.
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It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
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We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!
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