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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way I always explain it is, when you go to the zoo and a monkey throws its feces, it's a monkey. But, when the zookeeper is standing right there, and he doesn't say bad monkey... Somebody's got to be the zookeeper.
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I feel like [God]'s hazing us.
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Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.
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By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
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The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.
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You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?
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When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.
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