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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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We feel no obligation to follow the news cycle. In other words, I felt no obligation to cover story in anyway, because we're not like I said, we're not journalists. And at that point, there's nothing sort of funny or absurd or to say about it.
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War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
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At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?
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Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.
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I think people are used to people in show business having a lot of hubris. I think I have a normal amount of self-loathing but because I'm in show business it's considered self-deprecation. In normal life I would just be considered your average neurotic.
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You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.
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That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.
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Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that's extraordinary. And that's why we have already won... they can't... it's light. It's democracy. They can't shut that down.
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When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.
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I'm also interviewing a guy who's just written a book about his experience living in Iraq, faced with the type of violence as he said, an unimaginable scale. And I think that the combination of that is very hard to shake.
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I think it's just about the machine is about reporting the news, and then reporting the news about the news, and then having those moments where they sit around and go, Are we reporting the news correctly? I think we are. And then they go back to the and the cycle just sort of continues.
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And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.
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I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.
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I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.
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