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I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Age: 61
Born: 1962
Born: November 28
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Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that's extraordinary. And that's why we have already won... they can't... it's light. It's democracy. They can't shut that down.
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Planet Hollywood has shrunk from seventy-five locations around the world to just over thirty-five over the past two years. No new Planet Hollywoods are opening, which in turn has caused a 100 percent decline in opportunities for Bruce Willis to play the harmonica.
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Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.
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I think people are used to people in show business having a lot of hubris. I think I have a normal amount of self-loathing but because I'm in show business it's considered self-deprecation. In normal life I would just be considered your average neurotic.
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I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.
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The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
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As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.
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Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.
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I want a sandwich named after me.
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The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.
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I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something.
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I have a lot of hostility.
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Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.
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Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.
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On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off.
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My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.
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It's like hunting cows
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The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
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The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.
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