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I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.
Jon Richardson
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Jon Richardson
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: September 26
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I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it and still being down makes me hate myself all the more.
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The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting down coasters and alphabetising DVDs while all around me people got off with whoever was closest and gradually headed off to various rooms to make more mess, no doubt.
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