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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
Johnny Vegas
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Johnny Vegas
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: September 11
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Michael Pennington
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