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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp
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Johnny Depp
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: June 9
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John Christopher Johnny Depp II
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