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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

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Johnny Depp
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: June 9
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John Christopher Johnny Depp II
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She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart.
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I found a girl, fell in love, she had a baby, and i fell in love again.
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I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I mean that he's certifiably insane. I wouldn't spend a night in a room where he's at.
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