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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

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Johnny Depp
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: June 9
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Owensboro
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John Christopher Johnny Depp II
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Every time I stand in front of mirror, I found my face too ugly, so I thought I have to get the role in some movies which cover my face with make up.
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My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do, where every tattoo meant something, a specific time in your life when you make a mark on yourself, whether you do it yourself with a knife or with a professional tattoo artist.
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I would give everything if I could only keep my family.
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I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.
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