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The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

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Johnny Carson
Age: 79 †
Born: 1925
Born: October 23
Died: 2005
Died: January 23
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I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.
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Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.
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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
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Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.
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I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
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I'm an entertainer I try to give the public what it wants while I'm on the screen, and I'm completely sincere about it. If I don't happen to be a laughing boy off the screen, that doesn't make me a hypocrite or a phony.
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Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.
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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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I would like to say, for the record, that I am in favor of using more American Indians and other minorities in motion pictures, I am against polluting the oceans of the world, I am for every nationality having its own homeland, I am against whacking baby seals on the head, and I am for saving the whales.
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An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?
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