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I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!
John Waters
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John Waters
Age: 78
Born: 1946
Born: April 22
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Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.
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How could you think of such awful things? liberal critics always ask. How else could I possibly amuse myself? I always wonder.
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Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.
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Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.
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I think that young people understand me perfectly. I think that's the luckiest thing about my career, that I get older and they get younger, and it didn't stop with my generation.
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I understand why people want to look up their friends - usually they want to see what people they've wanted to have sex with look like.
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Baltimore never changes much. People aren't impressed by anything. It's great it's not a trendy town.
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I've signed peoples' parole cards at book signings and it's very touching.
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Ever feel like killing somebody just to see if you could get away with it? Sure, you have. Everybody has little things that get on their nerves.
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I never got along in school really - I already knew what I wanted to do. I have never in my life got a paycheck from anywhere in the world that asked if I went to school.
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