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If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.
John Scalzi
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John Scalzi
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 10
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John Michael Scalzi II
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The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out.
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I know a little bit about deaf culture because a friend of mine has been in the deaf culture for awhile. Over the course of 25 years, she and I have talked about many of the issues and concerns for deaf people and deaf culture.
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Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.
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Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.
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Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.
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I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.
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I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.
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