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We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.

John Scalzi

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John Scalzi
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 10
Author
Blogger
Film Critic
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Fairfield
California
John Michael Scalzi II
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Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.
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