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John Scalzi
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 10
Author
Blogger
Film Critic
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Fairfield
California
John Michael Scalzi II
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The original sin of Republicans is greed. Everyone understands greed. Everybody wants to get theirs. The original sin of Democrats is pity. Greed is more attractive, and a better motivator, than pity.
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Reddit is not a public utility or a public square its a privately owned space on the Internet.
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I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.
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You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.
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If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.
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My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.
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When it came time to make the audiobook, Audible did an ingenious thing: they asked both Wil Wheaton and Amber Benson to record entire versions of the book. As the author, I'm impressed with Audible's commitment to my narrative -- and I'm geeking out that both Wil and Amber are reading my book. This is fantastic.
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I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.
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I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.
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Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.
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Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you.
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GamerGate is about harassing, threatening and silencing women. Started that way, has been that way all along. Dont pretend otherwise.
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Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.
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I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.
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There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.
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Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.
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I do think people of good will can have different opinions but still be coming not from a place of malice.
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When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.
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If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.
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