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Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you.
John Scalzi
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John Scalzi
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 10
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John Michael Scalzi II
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Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.
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If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.
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The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.
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Reddit is not a public utility or a public square its a privately owned space on the Internet.
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You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.
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I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.
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I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.
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I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.
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When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up.
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Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.
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The original sin of Republicans is greed. Everyone understands greed. Everybody wants to get theirs. The original sin of Democrats is pity. Greed is more attractive, and a better motivator, than pity.
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We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.
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