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The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat
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John Scalzi
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 10
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California
John Michael Scalzi II
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Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.
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Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.
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When it came time to make the audiobook, Audible did an ingenious thing: they asked both Wil Wheaton and Amber Benson to record entire versions of the book. As the author, I'm impressed with Audible's commitment to my narrative -- and I'm geeking out that both Wil and Amber are reading my book. This is fantastic.
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The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out.
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The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.
John Scalzi
Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you.
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If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.
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Being poor is people wondering why you didn't leave.
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GamerGate is about harassing, threatening and silencing women. Started that way, has been that way all along. Dont pretend otherwise.
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Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.
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Reddit is not a public utility or a public square its a privately owned space on the Internet.
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Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.
John Scalzi
I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.
John Scalzi
If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.
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I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.
John Scalzi
There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.
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You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.
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Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.
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I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.
John Scalzi
I do think people of good will can have different opinions but still be coming not from a place of malice.
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