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When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.

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John Oliver
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: April 23
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John William Oliver
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