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I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.
John Oliver
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John Oliver
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: April 23
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John William Oliver
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