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There is no greater anesthetic than sport.
John Oliver
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John Oliver
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: April 23
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John William Oliver
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Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.
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Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.
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I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.
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If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.
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